| The History, Of the Pega-Moose |
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Many thousands of years ago, in a universe distant to our own, there lived a creature of such majesty and wonder, such pure awe inspiring wonder, that if even seen by a mortal man it would strike down their very heart from beating and submit it into arrest.
The history of the Pega-Moose is a complicated one, for how can you properly
describe something that is beyond the grasp of science, vocabulary and logic? Born in a
freak accident in the universal twilight forest of Quasar ClicktarGuipo-9XZ7 Fortuna, on a planet very similar to our very own. Some believe the movie “Clash of the Titans” was originally supposed to feature a Pega-Moose, not just the less powerful Pegasus, but the director, was afraid that the very sight of the mystical creature would paralyze most audience members that hadn’t been exposed to all things fucking righteous previously. (Side Note: Anyone who had seen the band: Spinal Tap, or The Rollins Band, are instantly immune to this paralization, for nothing in existence has ever been recorded as rocking that fucking hard)
On this distant planet used to live wise, and powerful gods and goddesses, and that is all that compiled of the population. Pretty much imagine working somewhere, where everyone was your boss, that’s what it would be like if you went to this planet, just a piece of shit in a sea of people who are much better than you, and have authority to tell you what to do. (kind of like taking on an entry level position as a telemarketer) The animals of this great land consisted of two different kinds of categories, Food, and badass fucking magical creatures that would rip your face off if you ever attempted some pussy ass shit like mistaking them for food. Within these two categories, just like with any other co-existing ecosystem, there was a ladder of command, among the food part of the spectrum, the FUCKING MOOSE, rained supreme. The FUCKING MOOSE wasn’t at all on this planet, like it was on ours. It was the only animal classified as “FOOD” that made even the gods say “Fuck that, I’m not going near that crazy shithead” Why do you ask? The moose had gigantic fucking nuts, and a dick that could strangle you from 20 feet away. Not to mention his moose antlers had a bigger assfucking count than ron Jeremy, PER moose. The moose eats whatever the fuck it wants, and has been known to even take down a god every now and then if it were hungry enough. Why aren’t meese among the majestic creatures if they are so powerful you ask? Shut the fuck up, this isn’t your story, not everyone gets to be a god or a majestic but meese could defiantly muscle themselves into that category if they so desired, it’s just that they are SO above that drama.
Also existing as the head of it’s class in it’s certain category is the Pegasus, the Pegasus is pretty much badfuckingass because it’s a winged horse. We all know how big of dicks horses have, so that in and of itself speaks volumes. On this planet, the pegasi run rampant, because they’re just too badass to kill. If you ever tried to kill a Pegasus, no matter how fucking tough you were, chances are the Pegasus would bitch slap you with it’s magical tail of smackdown, and then take your fucking lunch money. The Pegasus is strictly a majesti-terian, it only eats the finest things in life, majestic creatures that are inferior to it. And since it’s the most badass of all majestic creatures, it can pretty much eat whatever the fuck it wants. The Pegasus has also been known from time to time to wear a beer helmet with dueling bottles of jack Daniels, I know this may seem out of character for something that requires so much respect and decadence in presence, but lets face it, when you’re the most badasmotherfucker on the playground you can kind of get away with anything you want. If you were to ever meet a Pegasus and the Pegasus were to ask you to make it nachos and draw it a picture of the little mermaid getting fucked in the ass, you would do it right away, even if you didn’t have any nacho cheese and didn’t know how to draw. As I said before the only food the Pegasus eats is that of majesty, but it’s also not afraid to slap your punk ass and chew off your face just to teach you a lesson. About being a faggot. Every Pegasus is a raiders fan.
One day, one magical day, a moose was buttfucking some stupid asshole from a half a mile away for trying to pretend he knew the name of the first lead singer of black flag, and something caught his attention like it never had before. He saw a heard of pegasi wearing silver and black foam spikes on their way to the bart station to catch the first game of preseason action (don’t ask, when you’re majestic you can do whatever the fuck you want, even if it’s in a different universe, and you may think “well if these pegasie are going to so many raider games, then why haven’t I seen them? You probably have, but their intellect is so much more progressed than our own, that they have the ability to just look like fat guys that neglect to pay child support and have mullets)
The moose decided to hold off on his assfucking, and decided to persue to the pegasi, for the moose was a fan of the opposing team of this one special Preseason outing, The san fransisco gaypeople, I mean…49ers. Upon his introduction to the group, the moose tried to play it cool, knowing that he was in the midst of what could possibly be the most powerful creature in the universe, “I got fades on JD” He said to calmly to the Pegasi, but they were not buying it. As I said before the Pegasus only kicks it tough with those worthy, and the moose, although a strong, and respected creature, defiantly were not majestic, and we all know that meese can’t hold their liquor in a partying environment (Please See: Cousin Ed the Moose, who after just two Smirnoff ices proceeded to try and butt sex up his cousin, Chamile, in thinking that she was a rouge refugee of 4H who had wandered into a parallel dimension, and mooses HATE 4H) Knowing that his cover was blown, the moose went for the only thing that moose knew to do in a situation where he needed to be aggressive, assfucking. But, the Pegasus being a more dominant and powerful creature, decided to take matters into it’s own hands, and quickly adjusted the rump in a way to make the heaping moose dick ascend into it’s majestic vagina, the pegasi simply stared in amazment as what happened next was mostly just a group understanding of “Just go with it” upon completion, it is said that the moose ejaculated so hardcore, from being buried deep inside the vagina of majesty and wisdom, that the Pegasus almost sneezed, and gave a fuck, but remember, I said almost.
The Pegasus quickly removed the giant moosecock from it’s area of life and gardening and proceeded to eat the face of the moose, as a final “fuck you, you aint shit, bitch” to the powerful creature, maybe it was the prefade they had in the forest, or JD bong they were confidently taking place in while walking to the intergalactic bart station, but on this day, this Pegasus was not in the mood for taking any kind of shit.
What transpired shortly afterward was a child, a new creature that the world had never seen, and since it was a mixture of a normal creature, and a majestic, the Pegasus had no choice but to send it along with the rest of the shit no one cared about in the universe, Planet Earth. And here it resides, in the most shallow depths of the land, and on a bright day, you can see the PegaMoose, kicking ass, and taking names. DO NOT FUCK WITH THE PEGAMOOSE, you need to understand that the power that this creature possesses is only something that can be harnessed by the most powerful gods and and majestic beings. For the pegamoose has one goal, and one goal only. Party fucking naked, the PegaMoose can do this successfully because all who view the PegaMoose that are not of the proper rocking, and fucking hardcoreness, will become paralyzed on site by it’s pure majestic splendor. Being a mixture of two of the most powerful creatures in the universe, the PegaMoose can defiantly fuck anyone up it so desires, whenever the fuck it chooses. The PegaMoose does not change it’s own oil, becusae it can fly faster than any of your cars. And if a pegamoose pisses on your carpet, deal with it. Only one human being has ever been able to tame the pegamoose, and actually mount and ride it, and that was Chuck Norris, if you’re not chuck Norris, don’t even fucking try to get near the Pegamoose, Henry Rollins could probably do it if he wanted to, but he is SO over that drama.
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| Swing for the fences son. |
[29 May 2007|02:49pm] |
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shit, i think to say it's been a while since i've posted anything on here would be an understatement.
Going through reading some of my posts i can't help but think im a total jackass. I went through some hard shit not too long ago but i can't say im not glad it happened, without going through all of that, i guess i wouldn't really be who i am today. Actually, i know i definatly wouldn't be who i am today. They say without the sour, the sweet isn't half as sweet, and i think that's a pretty good example of that. Also, reading a lot of the crap i HAVE been through, it helps the situation im currently in seem not as bad as it does sometimes.
Anyhow, i've been really getting into some interesting music lately, some stuff with a pretty cool message, at least from what i think.
So, here's to that, and here's to bullshit, continuing to always be bullshit, and me rising above it.
I'll be back, i forgot how much this page helps sometimes with the whole venting of shit.
Woot.
Comeback Kid
One Left Satisfied
There was desire that burned
And when the dust had blown away
There was a whisper of gold
No reservation, they were expecting for some time
There was a whisper of gold
The streets were filled with all its noise
Swelling up so they set up a decoy
It didn't matter no one had a clue anyway
But they were always second guessing
No room for any error
Positions in check and the plan underway
And impossibly…
Just barely slipping by
The doors came open just in time
They came back running, on such a high
Open it up lets see what's inside
Those involved gathered around
But they weren't satisfied
Someone here must be holding out
Retracing their steps
Everyone in the room grilling the next
This will surely cause us problems
Settle it up lets see what's left to divide
Still craving not yet satisfied
What will it take?
How long will this take?
Still craving not yet satisfied
Still hungry
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| poems and stuff.... |
[08 Jul 2005|12:51am] |
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well no one reads this, so im going to write a poem. Off the top of my head, right now. A "free write" i believe.
as far as i can see everythings fucked, and here lies the reason
unbreakable for two days, it ran like the water
portrayed as the enemy; drowning the slaughter
just over the heads so nastalgic in revrence
but the static sets at the exact moment you wanted to stop listening. For out of fear, the pain will multiply. And once out of pain, fear is diminished. Thus proving that a systematic function from embryonic nerve endings will also....fight to survive.
Basically this place was destroyed, we ate it alive last year.
And now i just kinda hang out alone.
ran like a car just too hot on the tracks, from the train that just wont bring me back.
im selfish, it's stupid, i fucked up, you knew it.
i tried and failed, asked me why and i bailed.
FUCK. Start the page from track one.
I can eat this.
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[21 Jun 2004|06:34pm] |
everyone judges me. Yet no one really knows what i go through.
everyone has all the advice, but theyre more unhappy than i am.
Everyone does the right things in life, but me.
Your amazing. Your The shit. Your just TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL.
you can suck my dick to be quite honest.
YOU are a peice of shit. Everyone in this fucking place, that claims to be some kind of friend, or some kind of importance, yeah right! The only thing anyone on this planet cares about is themselfs, and if they wana do it. What the fuck ever happened to "holy shit, friend in need, im on it" Hah, not anyfuckingmore.
I used to watch what i said around places such as this, thinking the next morning i might regret it, or fear that i said something out of anger. Well fuck that.
Im fucking mad, and it's not going away. This isn't just the temporary anger. This is an anger that has always been there, and god damnit, im sick and fucking tired of making it quiet. Fuck everyone. The human race is retarded.
"He cries out to god or just to no one"
ha you know what? fuck this journal too. Whats the fucking point.
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE IMPORTANT! SOMEONE EVEN LESS IMPORTANT THAN THAT HAD TO SHOW YOU THEY WERE MORE IMPORTANT THAN EARLIER THOUGHT! So where does that leave you? WHO THE FUCK CARES!?
....yes i do think i've lost it. And yes, it feels fucking amazing.
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[21 Jun 2004|06:20pm] |
Deanne The Arsonist Lyrics
Coward, the next time you want to fuck me over stab me in the front
Can I still see my future in your eyes,
or can I picture myself dead in your embrace
And your cruel crimson red smile, kills
Everyone cared about you. Why couldn't you
Instead your greed compelled you to steal other silver linings.
No one could have their moments free from your withering touch.
Fuck off like you're the only person that has ever cried or been broken by love
Spare me your pity party drunk off your own misfortunes
Wallowing in your blissful melancholy
.can you taste my blood. You knew that this would kill me. But you carried on and on
with your selfish shit., everyone cared about you. Why couldn't you
instead your greed compelled you to steal other silver linings.
burnt down my world, you killed my hope
spread out the ash and walked away
how could you just close off your eyes.
turn tail and run, you are the greatest coward
damn right I am still pissed..
next time I see you we will see who has the upper hand
kiss me fist. Taste the floor. Tired of your games. fuck off goodbye.
This song doesnt do justice to how i feel right now.
If i talk to you again, once more before i die, it will be many more times than i have ever wanted. Fucking, rot.
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| HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
[31 May 2004|09:39pm] |
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ok, long story but if anyone knows anyone that needs a roomate, that lives in the bay area, could you please reply....it's huge important. thanks.
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| HEYYYYYY guess what!? |
[13 Feb 2004|12:31am] |
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New acoustic album released tomorrow. Oh yea. Lemme know anyone that wants one.
laaaaaaate
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| another day. no dollar. |
[04 Feb 2004|09:21am] |
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well it's 9:30. oh holy shit! i gotta get goin!
i need to go meet nicole at school at 10. And my clothes arent even out of the washing machine yet. damn.
ok well i have to get goin, cos after that i have class from 12 to 230. o boy! CAN A NIGGA GET A COMMENT!?
ahhhh.....like sands in the hour glass...
also, everyone should download the song on my current music.
that is all.
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| things as of late. |
[30 Jan 2004|10:29am] |
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oook well it's about 1030, i've been up for about an hour. ingesting some coffee, and studying for a math test. joy. School has been going pretty good. no complaints there. still havent found employment yet. but it's cool, theres not really a lot of pressure on me to get one. i just have to find a part time job SOMETIME soon. which i am trying to do. So im sure the peices will fall into place soon, and one of my classes is in food sanitation stuff. so when im done i get a liscence, makes it really easy to get any kind of job as like a waiter or something. so that's good.
the bands are doing well. The band im in called "juliette" is really blowing up, me and the guitarist thom, decided to put me on as rythem guitar, so i had to learn drop d, it was way easy, since i've written 3 of my own songs, and thom wrote 2 new ones. theyre all really good. I went out to Northern university and stayed in the dorms to write music with thom. Apearently the people in his dorm heard us all night, but didn't complain becuase they all really liked it. Now the popular thing on his dorm floor, is "hey how come we didn't get to hear it?" so that's awesome. seems everyone that hears this band just totally falls in love. that's so fucking great. i have a feeling that when we get to record a cd, were gonna blow up. were gonna use pianos, samples and effects, tons of awesome shit. i can't wait. I also got me a car...woot. It's a 95 saturn, i like it a lot. it runs good, who'd have thought id like a saturn? Oh well, it made it on a mad crazy trip last night to northern, to go pick up thom. took 7 hours cos we got SUPER lost. 5 hours in, we ran out of washer fluid. GHEY! so like, every half hour we had to get off the highway and clean my windhsheild at a gas station. we finally got there, everything was cool. annnnyhow! i have to study some more for my mathclass, just thought id update.
hey p.s. Move away from yochtown, go to school, meet new people, have fun with them! Its worth it kids! TRY IT OUT!
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| welllll....changed the journal |
[19 Jan 2004|11:00pm] |
changed it up a tad. TAKE THAT! im watching comedy central. i tend to do that a lot. it's mostly filler until adult swim starts....gah! taaaake THAT!
beer and waffles?
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[13 Jan 2004|12:56am] |
i hate the human race. were discusting. we ARE every single thing we HATE.
how do YOU really feel about the person you've become? I can tell you this, even if YOU feel good about
theres someone out there, whose opinnion you SHOULDNT care about, thinks something is off, and you'll try and change yourself, because mabye THEYRE right. WHO is mans biggest enemy? MAN
Friends don't make you stronger. Fuck that, enemys do. Fighting, FUCK YOU, drinking. WHY THE FUCK NOT it's not like were in any kind of position for redemption at this point! all of us have fucked up so atrociously bad lifetimes couldnt reset karma to be in our favor.
So fuck it. Have a drink. Smoke a fucking joint. And FUCK the other team.
If you can't beat em....fuckin join em.
"life sucks, get a fucking helmet alright?"
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| new song. w00t....im proud of it |
[11 Jan 2004|09:08pm] |
i guess if i was learning
than i was better off
but this game of wrong and right
Proved to be stronger than our love
No ones quite as good as you
at throwing us away
ive searched my head for days on end
to find the words to say
ive lost my faith in growing up
its safe to say i've had enough
ive learned from all my past mistakes
and regret the times we'd spent awake
One too many lonley nights
To think about those times we'd fight
the words i said that made you cry
i guess it's better i don't ask why
im drowning now among this crowd
we stood alone and died somehow
another night i'll fall alone
much too drunk to come back home
Now that we are dead and gone
and now that you've moved on
we tried so hard to be so strong
but it doesnt feel like it was wrong
so breathe! For Me!
Enough to believe!
that we, could ever be free.
alone...in the dark
with a hole inside my heart!
a broken promise made to me
a broken pen, now flooded ink.
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| ok, i give up. fill it out. |
[09 Jan 2004|10:16am] |
01. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
02. Am I likeable?
03. How long have you known me?
04. When and how did we first meet?
05. What was your first impression?
06. Do you still think that way about me now?
07. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?
08. Do you think I'll get married?
09. What makes me happy?
10. What makes me sad?
11. What song (if any) reminds you of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. Do you consider me a good friend?
14. When's the last time you saw me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
16. Would you make a move on me?
17. Describe me in one word.
18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
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[05 Jan 2004|02:54am] |
sometime...with someone....i don't know who...but someone...it will be mutual.
i like to think im just saving the smiles for that day.
...it feels good to know that someday everything will be diferent...
i was going to watch the sunrise...i'll save that for the same day.
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| hm. |
[25 Dec 2003|05:59am] |
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when everything just feels gone...lost and empty...theres always someone that can make you smile. And for that, these people are more important to me then they will ever know. merry christmas.
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[24 Dec 2003|03:12pm] |
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i get comments like woah.
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[22 Dec 2003|11:48am] |
oh my...well im suposed to leave for illinois tomorrow morning. hmm, but i have lost my wallet. this is no good. No wallet = No get on plane. so today i have to dedicate my day to prety much looking for my wallet allllll day. If i don't find it? then my dad wasted a lot of money. Anyhow...i've been sitting around listening to my old band, "the deficient" you know, we were prety good there near the end. Sometimes i wish i could be in that band again. We had some good times. We had some bad ones too =/ mostly because of me. It kinda sucks when you listen to something cool and you know your mostly the reason it's not goin anymore. Oh well...shit happens, you grow up, and you learn. at least i've still got my mp3's. =)
BAH! i want a girlfriend. it makes me crazy sometimes. this is the longest i think i've ever gone without. I think it's good for me. It just sucks bein alone sometimes. W0oT! im sure i'll get over it. oh oh oh! i can go smoke, and be over it RIGHT NOW. think i'll do that.
happy holidays, laaaaaaaaate
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[11 Dec 2003|09:13am] |
...the one thing i never wanted to deserve...
...but i do..and it sucks..i have changed....
Remembering those photographs
a still remind of the past
a history of heartbreak
oh it burns to be away
face to face again this time
my vision breaks a fading line
away on this horizon
covered in crimson decay
(one could call this the breakdown)
a blink, she stares at me
uncomfterble it's hard to breathe
my eyes are flushed with trajedy
id glance up on my feet!
do me this one favor tonight
could you please stop killing me
every time i feel alive
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| so sick. so tired. |
[05 Dec 2003|02:41pm] |
im sick of being alone mostly i think. it really hurts. i thought i had someone....and it made me feel really good becuase this time was "for real" but...yet again i got burned. it hurts so bad....last night i think was the most emotion i've ever felt at one time. At first i was hurt...really bad. Then it went away and was replaced with anger. It really hurts to know, that someone else knows that they can fuck you over, and have everything be ok the next day. Well...it's happened too many times in a row. and i don't care. im numb. im convinced this is just payback for every fucked up thing i've ever done to a girl. So if that's the case then im prepared to take it and i accept it. I just wish it didn't hurt so fucking bad. In other news i have til sunday night to move out. sigh. how did things ever start to go this good for me?
AUGH! where in the rules of life does it say that you get a girlfriend, she makes friends with your ex girlfriend, and all of the sudden your not important...yah like im the only person that it's happened to. well...all that's the past now. im single yet again. the week had it's run. The thing that i regret the most, is doing what i did. And believing everything she said to me. it's funny what love can make you do.
She lied to me. She lied to her friends. this is funny that im even writing this, becuase all the people, who say theyre my friends, don't care. I think im going to be in a part of my life soon where im going to eliminate a lot of people from my life. And a lot of people, that think theyre oh so cool with me. are going to be very suprised. but im sure they don't care. It seems that everyone hates me anyway. Fuck the world. I need a drink.
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